(Written by children, and not yet corrected:)

The Jews were a proud people, and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.

Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

The sixth commandment is "thou shalt not admit adultery."

When he was old, Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of Semitic people who lived in Biblical times.

Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

Jesus was born without pain, because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

The Christian religion teaches us to have only one spouse. This is called monotony.